(I Wanna Wipe) A Booger on Dan (Rather)

(Put a) Weasel Wagon (In Your Mom)

10 Goto 10

27 Merciful Seconds Of Silence

42 Merciful Seconds of Silence

A Song for Worm Quartet to Sing With TV’s Kyle

A Song for Worm Quartet to Sing With TV’s Kyle

A Worm Quartet Christmas

Addicted to Moderation

Adventures in Creative Nostril Swallowing (A Tribute to Plants That Suck)

Ain’t No Ninjas

Archie Got an STD

Banter

Boning Away on the Ottoman

Brick, Dave

Broom Broom Broom

C Is for Lettuce

C Is for Lettuce

Calculator in My Bum

Calculator in My Bum

Call Me Jennifer and Steal My Stapler

Can of Worms

Can You Horse?

Carbonated Hamsters

Coffee

Coffee (2003 Grind)

Corn

Dandelions Suck

Dead Fragglz

Dead Tacos

Deadanimals

Dear God

Dear God (Old Mix That Phil Likes for Some Reason)

Death of a Walrus

Deodorant

Do Your Balls Have Names

Done

Drugs and Masturbation

Eat Here and Die

Eat the Mail

Entire Dog

Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie and Contains Very Little Eskimo

Everything That's a Parallelogram

Find the Dead Wingless Legless Fly in Your Box of Raisins

France

Frank’s Not in the Band Anymore

Fueled by Angst

Get a Real Dog

Get a Real Dog (Gothsicles remix)

Get a Real Dog (Rin Tin Tinnitus mix by the Gothsicles)

Getting Shot in the Face Sucks

Gift Certificates and Intense Agonizing Throbbing Pain

Goddammit Marc Gunn, Shut Up About Your Cat

Great Idea for a Song

Great Idea for a Song (Tesh-As-A-Mofo version)

Hair on the Soap

Hidden Bonus Thingy 1

Hidden Bonus Thingy 2

Hopeless Romantic

How Not to Be a Hypocrite

I Bit William Shatner

I Can't Get a Job

I Don't Give a Shit About Your Website

I Don’t Matter

I Don't Wanna Be a Redneck

I Don't Wanna Go to the Zoo Tonight

I Had Sex With Pac-Man

I Hate Syracuse

I Still Know You're a Fish

I Wanna Poop in Diane Sawyer's Mailbox

I Want a Pie

I Want to Be Taken Seriously as an Artist

I Want to Be Taken Seriously as an Artist

I'd Pull Cobras

I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead

I'm Gonna Procreate

I'm Not a Girl

I'm on Vinyl Now (So I'm More Punk Than You)

I've Got a Wife

I've Got a Wife

Ice Cream Has No Bones

If Gregg Yeti Doesn't Reguin the Flashing Astonishers I'm Going to Kill Myself

In the Mayonnaise

Infobesity

Initial Introductory Prelude What Comes Before the Rest of the Songs

Inner Voice

Intro (Bunny Bunny Wop Wop)

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

It's Raining Tacos

It's ShoEboX, Dammit!

J.R.O.

J.R.O. (intro)

Just Say No to Kryptonite

Kim Kardashian

Less Than Three

Less Than Three

Let's Break Some Furniture

Let's Make Fun of the Amish

Let's Make Fun of the Amish (acoustic live on WEOS-FM)

Lice and Rice