A Cigarette Is All You Get

A Cigarette Is All You Get

A Discussion of Bowel Difficulties During the Performance

A Hilariously Derisive Account of My Heritage Ensues, as I Banter On, Ever More Wittily, the Scotch Now Coursing Through My Body as I Experience an Ever‐increasing Alcohol‐induced Euphoria

A Little Something

A Poem, “Scientific Management” Is Read

A Worm’s Life

Aching to Sneeze

After My Dinner

Afternoon and Coffeespoons

Afternoons & Coffeespoons

Afternoons & Coffeespoons (live)

All of This Ugly

An Aside Regarding Prostitution

An Old Scab

And It’s Beautiful

And So Will Always Be

Androgynous

Androgynous

Another Poem, Entitled “circumcision”, Is Read

At My Funeral

Baby One More Time

Betty Davis Eyes

Black Ice

Cocaine

Come Down to the Sinkhole

Comin’ Back Soon (The Bereft Man’s Song)

Da Do Ron Ron

Delilah

Digestive Process

Encore

Everlasting Peace

Every Morning

Flying Feeling

Get You in the Morning

Give Yourself a Hand

Give Yourself a Hand

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

God Shuffled His Feet

God Shuffled His Feet

God Shuffled His Feet (edit)

Good King Wenceslas

He Liked to Feel It

He Liked to Feel It

Heart of Stone

Here I Stand Before Me

Here on Earth (I’ll Have My Cake)

Hold It Like an Egg

How Does a Duck Know?

I Love Your Goo

I Think I’ll Disappear Now

I Want to Par‐tay

I Want to Par‐tay!

I’ll Be Peaceful Then

I’m a Dog

I’m Outlived by That Thing?

In the Bleak Midwinter

In the Days of the Caveman

Interlude 1

Interlude 2

Introductory Remarks

Is the Spell Really Broken?

It Might Be Rather Nice

It’ll Never Leave You Alone

It’s Not That I Don’t Feel Sorry

Jingle Bells

Just Chillin’

Just Shoot Me, Baby

Keep a Lid on Things

Keep a Lid on Things

La Grange

Lake Bras d’Or

Mercy Kill Me

Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

MMM MMM MMM MMM

Much Better

My Enemies

My Freedom From All Std’s Is Firmly and Self‐Servingly Established

My Own Sunrise

My Pussycat and Me

My Reputation in the Politically Correct Press as “Crash Test Drunkard”

Not Today Baby

Now You See Her

O Little Town of Bethlehem

Oral Sex Is Proffered by in Order to Compensate a Customer for the High Ticket Price

Our Driver Gestures

Overachievers

Paralyzed

Pissed With Me

Playing Dead

Postlude

Prelude

Promised Land (Kyle Kennedy dance remix)

Promised Land (Max Rock version)

Put a Face

Relation Between Bass Baritone Guitar and the Penis Is Discussed

Satellites Pass Over

Silent Night